Also Known As "P-Bess"

We're having the first night of VBS at our church tonight. We have a CVS in our town. My little sisters like to watch a channel called PBS.

So they call VBS and CVS "PBS". But when they're in a hurry, which is fairly often, they shorten it to "P-Bess". These are phrases commonly heard areound these here parts:

"Mommy, can we watch P-Bess Kids?"

"Mommy, what time does P-Bess start? Can we invite the neighbors?"

"Mommy, did you get my medicine at P-Bess, or the other place?

Off to get a little Woobie dressed for P-Bess.